Random MemeI got this meme from Mrs. Chili at The Blue Door.
If you got trapped in an elevator with someone, who would you want it to be?
Naturally enough, my first choice is my wife. But I assume that we're thinking of famous people...So Queen Latifah or Janeane Garofalo. And Lewis Black cause I bet he'd make the time go by quickly. And my wife wouldn't think I made a pass at him.
What is your favourite cereal?
Todd up between Cap'n Crunch and Rice Krispies.
Do you own any cowboy boots?
No, you got some in a size 11?
What is something you would never do in public?
Um...never's a strong word. Belittle my wife and children, though I wouldn't do that in private either.
Have you ever had really strange dreams?
Often...frequently involving school or my college days.
Name a friend or loved on who has passed away?
What’s your earliest memory?
Eh, I'm not real good with memories. Getting doughnuts with my dad on the way to preschool.
Have you ever broken a bone before, and if so, how?
Have you ever stepped in dog poo?
Oh, yeah. It's one of my skill sets.
Ever bitten your toenails?
No, but if you offer the right price, I'll put on a toenail chewing show for you.
Who is your all time hero?
I think Grover Cleveland. I am fascinated by the people who become president (even the ones I don't like), and I find Cleveland to be one of the most moral presidents we've ever had.
What colors do you think mix well?
purple and black
What did you eat recently?
salisbury steak, niblet corn, and mashed potatoes with cheese mixed in. Banquet frozen meal.
What was your favorite cartoon movie as a child?
What’s your favorite movie now?
Halloween, the greatest slasher flick. I mean the original. I plan on seeing Rob Zombie's remake...I just haven't yet.
Do you paint your toenails?
Is your computer a fast and awesome computer?
What do you do, or want to do for a living?
I teach middle school language arts at an alternative school, and I have no plan on quitting, but I'd also love to run a comic book shop.
If one of your long lost exes called you and asked for you back, would you take them back?
Nope. I think my wife would take exception to that.
Have you ever been a Heartbreaker?
Yeah. As a junior and senior in high school I had climbed from social reject to a sought after commodity, and I took advantage of it. Eventually I grew out of it.
What’s your favorite instrument?
Banjo...I'm going to teach myself how to play...in theory.
What is a country you want to visit badly before you die?
Nepal. I love the mountains and Nepal has the best.
Have you made a bucket list?
What things in history amuse you the most?
Claims that someone knows for a fact what the founding fathers intended with this or that. And anecdotes about government leaders. Especially presidents, but including foreign leaders.
Have you ever eaten lipstick?
Not that I know of, but give me a cheese sauce with it and we'll talk.
What are 3 accessories you have to be equipped with when you go out?
Pants...But if you don't consider that an accessory, then wallet, cell phone (ugh, I hate that), and pants.
Have you ever licked a window before?
Maybe...if it had cheese on it.
If someone dared you to run across a busy street for 1 thousand dollars, would you?
Depends on the rules. If I can choose when, sure.
Would you kill someone for 9 million dollars?
If the someone is trying to kill me or my family, yes...and for less.
Who is your worst enemy right now and why?
Time, or the lack there of...
Have you ever been in a physical fight with anyone before?
Nothing that got past pushing.
What brand of cell phone do you have and what service provider?
Verizon something or other.
Do you wear slippers or socks?
Socks...not slippers, though I would.
Do your feet stink?
That's another skill set.
Have you ever picked your butt in public?
Yeah, but just because no one I asked would do it for me.
What is the strangest pet you’ve ever owned?
Do you love life or hate it?
I love it, though it frustrates me to no end.
Who is the hottest person in the entire universe in your opinion?
I've got equal hottness on Queen Latifah, Janeane Garofalo, and Gina Torres,
What do you do every night before bed?
Take out the dogs.